Sing me a rainbow steal me a dream
Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

"How can emptiness be so heavy?"

Six Word Story  (via naughty-illusions)

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

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dumplingdean:

my favorite is how sam tried to pretend he was annoyed whenever bela showed up when in reality he just wanted to eat her out for like a week straight. 

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tomhannigers:

imagine Dean riding in the backseat of the Impala in the mid-90s, daydreaming about kissing Mulder AND Scully :’)

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deport1d:

i bet harry is one of those people that gets so moved by unicef/aspca commercials late at night that he ends up calling them crying and donating like 10,000 dollars

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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neyruto:

this is truly the most pretentious post on this website, so all you nerds can stop trying because its been done. 

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foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

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"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

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