Sing me a rainbow steal me a dream
Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

bukkokay:

put your tongue in my mouth im having an existential crisis

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star-loser:

YAAAAASSSS! YYAAAAAAAAAAAS! GAGA YAAAAAAASSSS!!!! YAAAAS!

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radtracks:

build me up buttercup // the foundations

why do you build me up, buttercupbaby
just to let me down and mess me around?
and then worst of all, you never call, baby
when you say you will, but i love you still
i need you more than anyone, darlin’
you know that i have from the start
so build me up, buttercup, don’t break my heart

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rasec-wizzlbang:

spitblaze:

If you think about it, though, the entire clade mammalia is NAMED after boobs.

the entire order Monotremata is named after their single gross all-purpose hole, taxonomy is hilarious

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railswithpails:

So we have Avengers: Age of Ultron’s Quicksilver

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and then we have Xmen days of future past’s Quicksilverimage


Look familiar?

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From now on I will only refer to them as Quick-Ass and Ass-Quicker, respectively.

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""Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone."

Nicki Minaj’s Unapologetic Sexuality is Not a Crisis | Bitch Media (via brutereason)

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dynastylnoire:

elodieunderglass:

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thatblondeperson:

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jayrockin:

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brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

I though it said “packet of gum”

don’t’ ask me where I got it from.

I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh

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everambling:

I have such a rampant mistrust for the Sorting Hat. What kind of enchantment lasts a thousand years after its caster’s death? How is this snide piece of regrettable fashion such a master Legilimens that it knows exactly how 11 year old kids are going to turn out? What does it think about while it sits in the Headmaster’s study for untold centuries?

That fucking hat is a Horcrux and nobody can convince me otherwise. And it’s been learning the innermost secrets of every kid to pass through Hogwarts for a millennium and absorbing their power.

The Sorting Hat is going to rise up and murder us all.

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